Why is Ted doing this? Why? Was the beard a decision he came to on his own? Is he getting style tips from someone? Does he put any special beard product in? Has he gotten little bits of food stuck in it, and gone hours without noticing, only to have an uncomfortable aide point out that he’s got a few crumbs on his face before he goes to meet with other members of the GOP? Unfortunately with all the new follicles, we’ve come no closer to any answers. xiuvAyUUzP- Dumb DeLuise™ December 5, 2018 Ted Cruz's beard just offered me a clove cigarette. But we’re five days in and the salt-and-pepper face accessory is still there, accompanying the Senator throughout his daily business in Washington, D.C. There was the hope that Ted had just joined in the #NoShaveNovember movement, and that the beard would disappear by December. It’s not that thick, and thins out nearly entirely on his chin. It doesn’t seem like it’s particularly groomed or shaped, rather just growing wherever it sprouts and left unattended. It extends all the way back to the Senator’s ears, and down his neck, generally avoiding the area around his mouth. #saltnpepa /3VM圜L4q80- Colleen Wordock December 4, 2018Īnalyzing the beard in hopes for some clues yielded few results. And now, we’re left to ponder even more, as Ted’s beard develops, growing from stubble to full-on statement. We offered some theories as to why he might be making this decision, but were never able to definitively determine his motive. There wasn’t much hair on his face, just a light smattering of scruff that barely cast a shadow. This post-Thanksgiving semi-beard could be a signal to America that Ted Cruz is tired, and just doesn’t care about how he looks anymore.Two weeks ago, a startling image appeared on Twitter: “Beautiful” Ted Cruz, growing the beginning of a beard. The month after that, he may show up to work with a ketchup stain on his pants. Maybe he will stop shaving, forever, and slowly grow out a thick beard. Maybe the facial hair has nothing to do with an attempt to get more positive attention, but rather, Ted’s public declaration of apathy. He has just completely given up on his appearance. Maybe the facial hair is a desperate attempt at a scruffy rebrand, like he wants the world to remember he pretended to like music once. Ted wasn’t getting that kind of attention, and no one has ever suggested he run for president. People were sad after Beto lost, and they still wanted more from him and are now even suggesting that he run for president. Meanwhile, Ted maintained his reputation as the least likable politician in America. He was in a punk band, cradled bunnies, skateboarded into campaign events, and even made perspiration seem cool. He is trying to adopt a more relaxed persona after nearly losing to chill and sweaty Beto O’Rourke.ĭuring the senate race against Ted Cruz (which Cruz narrowly won) Beto O’Rourke became known as the cool guy of Texas politics. Ted maybe thought that a little five o’clock shadow could make people forget. Perhaps he was hoping that with a some appealing facial hair, he could somehow stop the exodus of women abandoning the Republican Party. (There are also studies saying that women don’t find facial hair more attractive - science isn’t perfect.) It’s easy to imagine though, Ted Cruz sitting down, scrolling through Twitter, avoiding tweets that might get him into trouble, and seeing a New York Times headline about what beards can do for a man. Various studies have concluded that women tend to find men with facial hair to be more attractive than men without it. He read that women find men with facial hair more attractive. Here are three theories on why Ted Cruz has made the shocking decision to grow out his stubble. Ted Cruz grew a beard over Thanksgiving! /g8I58uPn9o- Joe Perticone November 26, 2018 It couldn’t be considered a full beard, but it definitely isn’t the freshly shaven face he had when Donald Trump called him “beautiful Ted.” Why is he doing this? In a recent photo snapped of Cruz and posted to Twitter, Ted Cruz is sporting facial hair. Maybe not something good, but definitely something new. Senator Ted Cruz is trying something new with his look.
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